Hermione Granger (veryverysmart) wrote in storge_space,
Hermione Granger
veryverysmart
storge_space

Feeling down?


Feeling ugly?


I can help.

I, Hermione Granger, completely understand. We all had a traumatising experience during Harry's little death vacation: the complete vulnerability one shows when naked.

Fortunately for you*, you lovely, beautiful, humourous, imaginative, clever person, I am experienced in self-esteem therapy.

Please drop by Frank's old cottage (the undemolished shack) to make an appointment. Walk-ins welcome. BYOBBB.






*We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Specifically: Ron.
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