HARRY DANGER POTTER (potter_mouth) wrote in storge_space,
HARRY DANGER POTTER
potter_mouth
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OH, RING RING, YEAH, REEEEALLY THREATENING, DOUCHEFACE

OKAY, VOLDEMORT (YES, I SAID YOUR NAME), THIS IS A SIRIUSLY STUPID PLAN, AND I REFUSE TO ADHERE TO IT. YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN MAKE ME, HARRY FUCKING DANGER POTTER, ANSWER PHONES FOR YOU? YOU THINK I CAN'T HANDLE A LOUD RINGING NOISE IN MY EARS? COME ON, I'VE BEEN HANDLING THAT SINCE BIRTH. ACTUALLY I THINK IT MIGHT BE A MEDICAL CONDITION, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. BUT THAT ISN'T THE POINT. I REFUSE TO ANSWER PHONES FOR YOU.

OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS H. CHRIST, GET THAT PHOTO AWAY FROM ME! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! IT'S AWFUL! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING! STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! OH MY GOD! MAKE IT GO AWAY! OH DEAR GOD, I CAN'T SEE! I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND! I'M FUCKING BLIND! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOU IN THAT POSITION, DUDE! I'M TELLING YOU FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!

IF YOU THINK WAVING A NAKED PHOTO OF YOU AROUND IN FRONT OF ME IS GOING TO MAKE ME WANT TO HELP YOU, YOU'RE COMPLETELY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IS THAT A GOAT? OH MY GOD!

HELLO, NO, I WON'T ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A DEATH EATER YOU STUPID GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH FINE FINE FINE, THE MEETING FOR THE SOCIETY OF PUTTING MUGGLES ON TOP OF OTHER MUGGLES IS AT 8 O'CLOCK TUESDAY, ALTHOUGH FRANKLY I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D WANT TO PUT MUGGLES ON TOP OF OTHER MUGGLES.

OH, IS THIS THING STILL ON? I DIDN'T SWITCH IT TO VOICE MODE. GET OFF. GET OFF VOICE MODE. NO, WAIT A SECOND, I CAN'T ANSWER YOUR QUESTION UNTIL I GET OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP OH THE HORROR, THE HO
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