Well, now. This just won't do at all. Just because I occassionally traverse time and space to possess a student at the London Film School for fun and profit, that doesn't mean my life here can go all to heck while I'm gone. What are all these cables? I will not have my Orphan Shelter And Petting Zoo be used as a diabolical call centre; I just won't stand for it. Find somewhere else for your petty tortures. There's plenty of prime real estate available in Britain if you know where to look.