July 4th, 2006

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ATTENTION PARVATI

dear Pav-
i am sorry you have felt like i was giving you mixed signals or leading you on. i am clueless where these matters are concerned. i did not intend to hurt you, ever. i think you are a wonderful woman, a great friend, and a beautiful person. i know if i hadn't been so stupid maybe we could have had something more than just friends, but that i now have absolutely no say whatsoever as regarding the men you chose to spend your time with, but please take my well-intentioned advice...

i live with Ron, and i consider him a good mate, but NOT someone i would want a friend to date. he's, well, disgusting. and i really only wish the best for him, but i can't see you two together. you need someone sensitive with interests similar to your own. and more importantly, someone who cares about you for the wonderful whole-package you are, not just the, um, outer wrappings. you deserve someone wonderful who will treat you like a princess. consider the fact that the females in his family refuse to acknowledge his existence.

if you decide you want to date him, i certainly will not stand in the way of your happiness, but only if you are sure this will actually make you happy and that you aren't just doing it because you are mad at me for being so clueless and hopeless, or just because you want a boyfriend.

i really am hopeless, aren't i?

oh, and if you do decide to date Ron, or even just hook up with him, do watch your back. the squid seems like the jealous type to me.
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BELLOWING.

ATTENTION: NEVILLE

HEY NEVILLE, IT SEEMS TO ME YOU COULD GO FOR A PICK-ME-UP, SO WANT TO POP OVER TO HONEYDUKES AND GRAB SOME FIZZING WHIZBEES OR SOMETHING? IT'S JUST I THINK I FIGURED OUT SOMETHING REALLY GREAT THAT YOU COULD DO WITH SWEETS AND THESE SUPER-DUPER-DUPLICATOR WANDS, SO IT MIGHT BE AMAZING. AND WHEN I SAY 'MIGHT BE' I HONESTLY HAVE NO DOUBT THAT IT WILL BE.

YOU GAME?
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    ANGRY THERE'RE NO WHIZBEES