This is a post-OotP parody RPG that started in Harry Potter's sixth year (1996) and is now post-school (1999). It is a closed community with no Original Character journals. The game will contain adult language and subject matter, and is thus not suitable for unsupervised children, parents, grandparents, or your boss. Do not mix this game with food or drink. Do not operate heavy machinery after a dose of storge_space
We are recruiting to replace players who had to retire because of that "real life" game. Character application instructions can be found here.
Don't miss a post! Watch the friends view! You can also watch all of the journals on your own friends page or watcher journal using the console. But if you missed the early days or watch a refresher, try storge_storage for good old-fashioned fun.
See what our watchers are saying at spacecadets!
Do you have questions, comments, or glowing praise for storge_space? Email us at: storge (at) gmail.com and include a firstborn dolphin.
From the ashes of devastation rose the Pillars of Storge.
Names in delicious teal are available for fresh casting.
abbotts_habits — Hannah Abbott
acridturpintine — Lisa Turpin
albuspresley — Albus Dumbledore
alpha_aconite — Remus Lupin
alwayspms — Cho Chang
cedeadric — Cedric Diggory
cleverlyanthony — Anthony Goldstein
cornered_beef — Michael Corner
deanosovirtuoso — Dean Thomas
deranged_gofer — Fred & George Weasley
dracoisyourking — Draco Malfoy
drunkirishdude — Seamus Finnegan
flishandswick — Filius Flitwick
flourtcower — Fleur Delacour
girlpowerkthx — Susan Bones
grrgoyle — Gregory Goyle
hardlyinit — Sibyll Trelawney
harvestnarcissi — Narcissa Malfoy
herbology_dork — Neville Longbottom
hufflepuff4life — Justin Finch-Fletchley
iknowyourdaddy — Horace Slughorn
iloatheyouall — Millicent Bulstrode
insectintegrity — Rita Skeeter
karkers — Igor Karkaroff
knot_a_nott — Theodore Nott
livestoserve — Kreacher
lookscomefirst — Parvati Patil
masterriddle — Tom Marvolo Riddle
mcquidditch — Cormac McLaggen
mouldytailcoat — Argus Filch
mynoseisfine — Eloise Midgen
no_opinion — Padma Patil
nothisbitch — Pansy Parkinson
ohohohwoe — Myrtle
paparazzi_colin — Colin Creevey
pious_zacharias — Zacharias Smith
plugsplugsplugs — Arthur & Molly Weasley
potter_mouth — HARRY POTTER
prefectlyernie — Ernie Macmillan
purebloodyay — Lucius Malfoy
putasockinit — Dobby
reallyquiteevil — You-Know-Who
savethefurries — Lavender Brown
seeneverything — Aberforth Dumbledore
shouldteachdada — Severus Snape
slytherinthingy — Blaise Zabini
spidersmustdie — Ron Weasley
stolen_marbles — Luna Lovegood
tart_in_tartan — Minerva McGonagall
terryclothrags — Terry Boot
thewandmaster — Gellert Grindelwald
ur_so_vane — Romilda Vane
vacuousbeefcake — Gilderoy Lockhart
veryverysmart — Hermione Granger
waitingfortom — Ginny Weasley
Enjoy delightful, quality fanfiction at Snoodle— Everyone Loves Snoodle!
In a more wanky mood? Check out wizard_wank but don't forget to get dressed afterwards in thedressingroom
When students band together to make comics: hogwartslives
In case the community isn't obvious enough about this: we're not making any money from this and we don't own the HP characters. They are the property of JK Rowling. We're just borrowing them for fair-use satirical purposes.